• ostate.org (english, to be i18ed)
• FreeNationFoundation (english)
• Piratenpartei Deutschland (german)
• Menschheit.org (german)

• Politblog (german)
• Telepolis (german/english)
• Infowars (english)
• Infokrieg (german)

Chivalrously you scaled the chestnut tree and fetched my panties.

Commandingly I offered you my hand, you may kiss me now.

Thank you for preserving my innocence.

Nodding you took off your hat, curtsied and eructated.

It has been a pleasure, altitude provided deeper insights.

So you saw the letter y.

I did. And you grabbed inside.

I permitted you to find something you’ve been looking for.

Disenchanted you licked your forefinger.

I thought a chestnut...

I know...

Let me carry this for you.

And you escorted me to bed.